(Note from player: This particular Malkavian refers to everyone as someone from
Day One: Whee!
Day Two: I like to run!
Day Three: I look good when I run!
Day Four: I also look good standing still. Running across Riddermark v. good excercise. I swear my butt has just gotten firmer. Is that even possible?
Day Six: Is Rabbit staring at my butt?
Day Seven: No wonder he's always lagging behind.
Day Eight: Unnerving moment when bumped into King of Hearts. Thought he might be prettier than me until he took off helmet. Fortunately he looks like an aardvark. He hit on Rabbit but I warned him right off. Nobody tries it on with my white rabbit.
Am still the prettiest.
Day Nine: Pile of dead and smoking human corpses so not pretty.
Day Ten: Bother!
Still prettiest but a bit on clammy, unwashed side.
Day Eleven: Bumped into The Cheshire Cat who is all sparkly white and purple now. Asked him, "Who do you have to blow to get last bottle of bleach in Middle Earth anyway?" The Cheshire Cat said, "The Caterpillar." So not worth it.
Am rethinking, though. Roots are showing.
Still prettiest although at this rate for how long?
Day Twelve: Asked The Cheshire Cat for Caterpillar’s number. The Cheshire Cat said I couldn't call him. I told him not to be jealous and posessive. He said he wasn't, it was just that he killed Caterpillar last week.
Note to self: never date The Cheshire Cat.
Day Fifteen: Arrived in Edoras. V. upset. Suspect March Hare may be prettier than me.
Not the prettiest! V. bitter.
Day Twenty: Poke bonnet absolutely hideous. No longer even remotely pretty. Considering suicide.
Day Twenty-seven: Exeunt
Day Twenty-Nine: Battle of Helm's Deep so embarassing. If was not bad enough to face thought of death at the hands of smelly Setites in backwater rural province, have now been saved at zero hour by Queen of Hearts showing up with really bad weave.
On plus side, March Hare stuck in rancid cave. Perhaps will develop cave blight. Then I will be prettiest forever.
Day Thirty: Battle over. The Cheshire Cat always fashionably late it seems. Hopes for after-battle quickie dashed because
Sod him. Have received suggestive note from King of Hearts. Will go see if what they say about vampires of Riddermark is actually true.
No one has bothered to get March Hare out of cave yet. Still the prettiest by far!